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A man who was found with his head severed by a chainsaw was fighting to stay in a block of 70 flats in Hampshire cleared for redevelopment.No shit, Sherlock! Wußte gar nicht, dass Captain Obvious jetzt auch Autopsien durchführt!
David Phyall, 50, was the last tenant at the Atlantic Housing Ltd housing association flats in Eastleigh.
His body was found by police on 5 July, who said his death was not suspicious. Post-mortem tests showed he died of a "complete transection of the neck".
An inquest was opened and adjourned at Winchester Coroner's Court on Friday.Na klar, was gibt es da auch zu untersuchen. Denn:
A spokesman for the coroner said: "As far as we know nobody else was involved".Klarer Fall von Selbstmord!
"There's nothing suspicious about the death. It was in his flat on Bodmin Road.Nee, klar. Passiert doch alle paar Tage in England, sowas! Absolut nicht ungewöhnlich.
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