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Patients at Liverpool hospitals are to be given doses of birdsong to aid their recovery. Though doctors are uncertain of the effect, they believe that a blast of the dawn chorus is a good medicine. Clearly NHS cuts are biting deep. I assume Liverpool's medical staff have already combed the Merseyside woods for hemlock, cowbane, henbane, belladonna, yarrow and mandrake. Bismuth and bromide must be near exhaustion. Now the birds of the air are being conscripted. This government stops at nothing. For J Collis Brown read chaffinch-juice.
NHS == National Health Service.